Jah, God, Yahweh, and Allah are ROOMMATES

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September 1, 2013

Article: Jah, God, Yahweh, and Allah are ROOMMATES!

I care about the proper grammar, punctuation and context of my words and what have you, but at this point in writing my thoughts, I am just going to write as I feel it, as if I was talking with you face to face without the use of written words. So, in that case, I ask for your apologizes for any mistakes in the follow response.     - NAME News.

By: Jeneral Milwaukee 

BREAKING NEWS FROM NAME NEWS

Dr. Amberling and Marcineo Jonfogastine have been away for a while in the labs and studios of the NAME network offices to present you with this latest discovery of your creator and the planet Earth.

Dr. Amberling: Good evening Earthlings, Mr. Jonfogastine and myself have been away for some time now, in the laboratory of consciousness of the universe in this pursuit of our cosmic creation author and the Earthly entities that make up this planet’s identity.

From our studies and tests, we have discovered that the creator’s of the planet, your “Jah“, Allah“, “God“, and “Yahweh” they are all what we call, “The Co- Creators” of The Creator.

To help you with this theory:

Imagine that you just built a house. With four bedrooms inside. Now, The Creator of this house is the owner/landlord of this humble abode, and your religious deities are the ones who make up the tenants - in other words, they are renting “space” (in your mind) from the creator of this house.  Each religion has its own room, it’s very own way of designing and decorating, customizing, etc. In actual perspective though, they are all under one roof - which means that these deities are all under the guidance, rule, and contract of the one creator.

The Co-Creators are merely a specific spin-off of the Creator, to fit in its own idea of what it means to be a Deistic figure.

Mr. Jonfogstine: (reaches and yanks the microphone) ...

IN OTHER WORDS, my Earthling family, The Creator that we preach and scream about in a lot of our articles is the true identity of all of the Earthly Deities that many of you give praise to.  So in other words, if these deities are coming from one source, then they all work - if they do not, something is broken within all of them, and should be RE-CONFIGURED to make right.

I mean come on, you have people all over the world worshipping and praising higher powers, where is the harmony of understanding? Shouldn’t that be a PRIME focus throughout ALL of the brotherly and sisterly Earthlings of the planet that deal, dabble, and discuss Deities?

You dag-gum right it should be.