[URGENT] Message from the Art Dept.

Creative University of Earthlings

February 22, 2014

CUE Art Department

                                            

Memo

NAME News / Creative University of Earthlings Art Department

It seems that our recent offer of free merchandise that we passed around the campus prior to Valentine’s Day was a bit uncomfortable for a select group of Earthlings, and the Art Department of CUE deeply apologizes for any actions or situations that this particular group felt, no matter how childish or immature the act was implemented.

If you are looking for further information regarding any incident, please refer to your Human Resources department for information.

Thank you.

CUE Art Department

Lovers Luggage Division

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