Living IN the Sun makes you a God?

NAME News
July 16, 2013

Article: Living in the Sun makes you a GOD?

Response:

I care about the proper grammar, punctuation and context of my words and what have you, but at this point in writing my thoughts, I am just going to write as I feel it, as if I was talking with you face to face without the use of written words. So, in that case, I ask for your apologizes for any mistakes in the follow response.

This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Matthew Johnson 

If I was the Creator of the universe, I would live in the sun. reason being, I could HELP the earth sustain itself, grow, and follow its proper functions, but then again, as the Earth rotates, I would shift from continent to continent, watching*, aiding and helping the Earthlings and wildlife of the planet – No matter WHERE you are living – BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE SUN. Unless you remain underground, but c’mon, how are you going to operate your iphone from underground, huh?

When I was NOT in view of your surroundings – nighttime shift – I would have my vice eye in the sky (the moon) watch over the things that went down and happened as I was tend to the daytime area of this massive ball of existence and nature – and I would have the reports of the moons surveillance on file for later review.

So, yes, Living in the sun as a Deity-like figure is PRIME for any of them.

Just think about that for a moment.

Then head over to your local Miss Piggy’s for a FINE selection of wonderful dishes and meals.

Mental Slave And Spiritual Pimping Marketing

NAME News
July 14, 2013

Article: Mental Slave and Spiritual Pimping Marketing
“We Control YOU, The Right Way”

Response:

I care about the proper grammar, punctuation and context of my words and what have you, but at this point in writing my thoughts, I am just going to write as I feel it, as if I was talking with you face to face without the use of written words. So, in that case, I ask for your apologizes for any mistakes in the follow response.

This is NAME News, and this is a demo prompt from a company who wants to advertise with us. 

"We hope you all have enjoyed a nice meal, sitting all cozy in your living rooms, watching the television, about to get ready for bed. Oh what a lovely sight.

We will be right back to your regularly scheduled program after a word from your Master."

"WELCOME TO EARTH! We have all TYPES of things and toys and magic tricks to keep your mind occupied, happy and able to function like a robot.

Oh yes, our technology will be VERY handy for the next civilization of Earth, for ruling the mind, pimping the spirit, and manipulating your physical self!!!!

ISN’T THIS JUST WONDERFUL!!!??

The secret to this lovely operation, is that NO ONE (and we do mean no one) believes that they DO possess a spirit!!!!

(THEY PRACTICALLY GIVE US THE MIND FOR FREE!!!!!!)

Don’t take our word for it, just look out your windows. You see? The land is actually YOUR land. You need this place in order to do anything. The mind is everything to an Earthling, from

- politics
- religions
- Cultures
- Music
- fashion 
- education

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!!

So, once the new planet is made ready and sustainable for the next species of humanoid robots, we can do this “reality” job ALL OVER AGAIN. 

Soothing Voice of a 43 Year old white lady:

“Side effects may include: anger, sleepiness, excessive eating, violence, laziness, constant headaches, confusion of the spirit, mud-brain, bad breath, addiction to smoking, weight gain, weight loss then weight gain, road rage, over spending, low sperm count, low testosterone levels, bad back, funky feet, dirty feet, depression, and diarrhea.”

We hope to see you there!

(Now back to your regularly scheduled program)

Mr. Jonfogastine declined.

The End of The World as We Have Known It?

NAME News

June 27, 2013

Article: America’s Future Will Not Live in the Past Any Longer

Jeneral Milwaukee 

“The times, they are a’ changing”. Look around you citizens of the “free” world (United States of America), some of the old ways of living among this society are being questioned, challenged, and down right changed to meet the collective consciousness of what it means to be a human on the planet of Creation we humans have called “Earth”.

From the LBGT community demanding equal rights within this land of “democracy”, women standing STRONG in the face of sexist oppression, to the patients and freedom fighters for natural herbal medicines of the planet, our society is rotating into a cultural shift, an enlightening perspective into a brighter way of living, leaving behind old, out-dated, discriminatory paradigms of the past cultures. 

No, this is not a fight against your Deity, or your country, this is about fully understanding what it means to live as a nation UNDER your Deity of choice (if you choose to follow one) in a civilized, understanding collective inside of this country.

As you know, we have had “agendas” push onto the society as a means of planned action for control over the people, I seen it, others have seen it, but now, the agenda is coming back to the people and citizens of the country, the ones who are actually in control of the destiny of this great country. 

I see that the Deities that many Americans follow across this land have been intertwined in so many mixed feelings and philosophies, that the true identity of the Creator and what it means to be a human on this planet among other humans within nature (this country) has been completely lost. The fact that many are so easily aggravated over another person’s lifestyle is completely astonishing. From same sex marriage to marijuana medicine to immigration, The Creator that designed our existence for us to evolve and take over (which we have done) this planet in the physical, mental, and spiritual aspects really would not destroy this beautiful struggle that has been going on for over billions of years through evolution, right?

Only WE (that’s right, you and I – The evolving human specie inheritors of planet Earth) could ever do that. We have designed so many wonderful, and also dangerous inventions while residing on this physically finite planet, we humans as a race are in control of our future – in which we should give thanks for this creative opportunity to do so. 

With ANY new addition to an environment, there will always be a section that is hesitant about this new arrival. Whether it be a physical or mental component that we create or discover, it is through us the humans to fully lay out all ideas, situation, and circumstances of these additions. Education is the enemy of ignorance, and the Creator is all FOR Intelligence, wisdom, and imagination. That is how we are designed to live as we roam this planet. Sustaining this Earth in the blueprint that is available for maximum up keep – throughout all races, regions, religions, and relations. 

Your mental and spiritual perception of this world is EVERYTHING to your existence. If you are not evolving your ways of thinking, feeling, or understanding others who are different than yourself, how can a culture really advance towards greater things if the old paradigms that involve medicine, women, and marriage remain stagnant?