Planet Imagination: Where The Mind Can Play

Creative University of Earthlings

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Planet Imagination: Where The Mind Can Play

(Commercial Promo)

                Welcome to Planet Imagination. I am personal trainer, Nigel Hopper, here to show you around Imagination and how things work here in this planet.

                We cater to everyone, no one is turned away from exploring the possibilities of what their mind can achieve and be. We do not care what your race, region, religion, or relation you are, we only care that you imagine!

                Planet Imagination has over 4.9 billion avenues of workouts, just in this room ALONE! Our planet has 10 rooms downstairs, 12 rooms upstairs, and the roof can be transitioned into a large , we call, universal display we call, SPACE, or divided up into 25 classroom venues for specific lessons or workouts. Our training sessions all range to cater the specific level that you are able to imagine and dedicate yourself, your ideas, and workout. Because we all have our own workout styles and routines,  we always strive to  ensure you that you can share in the imagination process at your own speed, level, and intensity.

                

Inside every venue, we supply you with the best tools, machines, state of the art audio systems, creative supplies, microscopes, telescopes, library archives, if you need it, we have it.

                

If you would like to sign up for a free 2 week imagination tour here at Planet Imagination, please see Helen at the front desk, and she will share with you the steps to becoming a member. I thank you for allowing me to share with you all that Planet Imagination is about, and we hope to see you soon.

“Imagination may encircle the world, but knowledge is the line in which it can be cast."

- Francisco L. Parsippany III, Founder and CEO of Planet Imagination

Chatting With Jonfogastine

NAME News
July 20, 2013

Article: Brief Chat with Marcineo Jonfogastine


Response:

I care about the proper grammar, punctuation and context of my words and what have you, but at this point in writing my thoughts, I am just going to write as I feel it, as if I was talking with you face to face without the use of written words. So, in that case, I ask for your apologizes for any mistakes in the follow response.     - NAME News.


This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Jeneral Milwaukee.

I was in a rather interesting conversation with our founder, Mr. Jonfogastine in the hallway about several topics and ideas of the culture of our present planet. His insights were pretty accurate and eye-opening to me about our times:

“When you are watching television, watch for the timers that are in place, to get you to react in a certain way. Say for example, I am watching some regularly scheduled program of the evening, and when the timer is set for a “commercial” or some kind of advertising, remember what time you are being guided to look and review this ad or commercial. 

Another would be the way you Earthlings are dressed within society. I understand freedom of expression and all, but come on, is EVERYONE going to be dressing up in the SAME colors, over and over and over again? (by choice - subliminal, or by allegiance to something else)

Another one is the way this planet is using their ad tactics for “creating appetites” of the people of modern television magic. Certain times of replay effect how you eat, drink, sleep, and some subliminal messages of spitting, cursing, and racial examples. 

They are there, just watch out for what you are watching, ancient secret practice with modern ass tactics.”

I was truly not expecting this as a response, but then again, it was 12:33 am in the morning, and I was craving the usual from the fast food restaurant then go home to catch up on my “sports news” and adult comedy specials after dark.

Anyone want a smoke?

Mental Slave And Spiritual Pimping Marketing

NAME News
July 14, 2013

Article: Mental Slave and Spiritual Pimping Marketing
“We Control YOU, The Right Way”

Response:

I care about the proper grammar, punctuation and context of my words and what have you, but at this point in writing my thoughts, I am just going to write as I feel it, as if I was talking with you face to face without the use of written words. So, in that case, I ask for your apologizes for any mistakes in the follow response.

This is NAME News, and this is a demo prompt from a company who wants to advertise with us. 

"We hope you all have enjoyed a nice meal, sitting all cozy in your living rooms, watching the television, about to get ready for bed. Oh what a lovely sight.

We will be right back to your regularly scheduled program after a word from your Master."

"WELCOME TO EARTH! We have all TYPES of things and toys and magic tricks to keep your mind occupied, happy and able to function like a robot.

Oh yes, our technology will be VERY handy for the next civilization of Earth, for ruling the mind, pimping the spirit, and manipulating your physical self!!!!

ISN’T THIS JUST WONDERFUL!!!??

The secret to this lovely operation, is that NO ONE (and we do mean no one) believes that they DO possess a spirit!!!!

(THEY PRACTICALLY GIVE US THE MIND FOR FREE!!!!!!)

Don’t take our word for it, just look out your windows. You see? The land is actually YOUR land. You need this place in order to do anything. The mind is everything to an Earthling, from

- politics
- religions
- Cultures
- Music
- fashion 
- education

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!!

So, once the new planet is made ready and sustainable for the next species of humanoid robots, we can do this “reality” job ALL OVER AGAIN. 

Soothing Voice of a 43 Year old white lady:

“Side effects may include: anger, sleepiness, excessive eating, violence, laziness, constant headaches, confusion of the spirit, mud-brain, bad breath, addiction to smoking, weight gain, weight loss then weight gain, road rage, over spending, low sperm count, low testosterone levels, bad back, funky feet, dirty feet, depression, and diarrhea.”

We hope to see you there!

(Now back to your regularly scheduled program)

Mr. Jonfogastine declined.