American Factory Farming

NAME News
Aug. 12, 2013

Article: United States of American Factory Farmers


Response:

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The American way of life, currently, is ran and dependent on the essential factory worker and their overlords.

From technological mechanics, to our everyday food supply, the American factory worker is one of great loyalty, determination, and pure dedication.

I have had the chance to talk to with both sides of this systematic colony of production from the ground up.

To the workers who have ran the lines, assembling our everyday products from tables and chairs to the toys and water bottles, the constant repetition of robotic ballet, day in and day out, standing on your legs, working the lines and cables to their fullest maximum plays a physical role on a person that deserves true appreciation and gratitude.

With these nationwide busy bees hard at work everyday on the lines of production, comes the actual stores and showcased displays that are presented to the masses all around this country, and even the world.

That new bed set? Crafted by a factory farmer. That new dining set ensemble? Crafted by a factory farmer.

If it was not for the farmers of production on these lines working hard and dedicating themselves day in and day out, working in various situations from climate to atmosphere, our way of life of spend, spend, spend, would not be happening at the levels that are achieved currently.

No farmers, no food.
No factory farmers, no economic future.

Baukan Entry Three

THE BAUKAN SPACECRAFT TELECOMMUNICATION LOG

Day 3 of cosmic exploration:

Time: unknown

Location: Planet Baukachew

Destination: Center of the Universe (The Milky Way)

I made crustation inside the flight simulation flight suit of my training exercise today. So embarrassing, the mission did complete, I followed through my procedure lists, and even navigated the ship’s quadrants onto the right path of flight, although not my position, but still, we are a team. 

My new nickname is Crusty amongst my fellow students of the academy. 

Shower, hydrate, study, sleep. We have free time tomorrow. I look forward to playing swaddle again.

Milwaukee Minute: Creator's Manuals

NAME News
Aug. 9, 2013

The Milwaukee Minute: Creator's Manuals



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Whether you believe in a higher power or not, attempt to digest this virtual meal right quick.


These "words of the governing powers that be within EACH religious spiritual society around this planet" (religions) all call the Creator by different name.

With that being said, could we look at the Creator as a product, a tool for understanding the TRUTH about this planet - when researched on your own terms - our function, our role, and the many agendas playing right now, as you read this, but having MANY different versions of translations, similar to a manual used for a new piece of equipment or device?


(They all work for / within their specific language, culture, and region, all to serve this ONE device that is being "talked about" for use)

What is an ‘E’arthling?

NAME News
July 31, 2013

Article: What is an ‘E’arthling?


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This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Marcineo Jonfogastine


Reporting LIVE from my office table facing the corner of the room next to the window, This is NAME News, and I am Marcineo Jonfogastine.

What the **** is an Earthling?

I hear this from the anchors around the office majority of the time when they are bouncing around ideas and stories and different angles from each other, but I really wanted to know, what is the deal with this Earthling title.

The Earthling - A physical, mental, and spiritual animal of creation designed FOR the planet  Earth that is highly advanced above other animals mentally, BUT, just as important physically for the planet, used for the progression and the advancement of planet Earth for later descendants and generations to come.

The ‘E’arthling - A mental and spiritual possessor  within an Earthly skin that can manipulate themselves, their environment, and their fellow Earthlings around them for either personal gain, political gain, or religious gain for rule or control within the planet Earth.

The Earthling - physically, a worker for the planet Earth, mentally, an idea for creating for the planet Earth, spiritually, the guide for a better tomorrow within Earth for ALL Earthlings for the planet Earth, regardless of the Earthlings Race, Region, Religion, AND/OR Relationship.

Welcome to Earth.

The Rise of ‘E’arthlings, (Part 1)

NAME News
July 31, 2013

Article: The Rise of ‘E’arthlings, (Part 1)


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This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Marcineo Jonfogastine


The rise of ‘E’arthlings is an account of the mental and spiritual connection that brings yo physical body into what you think, hear, and feel while on this planet.

Once you leave your mother’s vagina or tummy, your membership into this Cosmically Elite Association of fellow Earthlings has begun. Your destiny of dreams and goals awaits your life as you begin to develop mentally, physically, but more importantly, spiritually.

Welcome to Earth.

Perception of My Planet [Take One]

NAME News
July 31, 2013

Article: Perception of My Planet [Take One]


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This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Marcineo Jonfogastine.

Perception of Truth. How do we know which is the right one? We have many texts and whathaveyou that span across the BEAUTIFUL, MOST PRECIOUS, Mother Earth, but look at our planet on the human level, look at our home. Really, GO LOOK! We are still at war with each other physically, mentally and spiritually.

Over what? Land? Resources? Philosophies of dictating countries? Secrets of ancient knowledge of spirit and soul?

Could be all of the above, could be WAY off.

But, something is at war, and has been, and will forever be, until our PLANET full of Earthlings recognizes that our physical selves, the Earthly skin we roam around the planet inside of means SO MUCH MORE to other Earthlings, ourselves, and this planet FULL of roaming and beautiful wildlife.

I am only on my soapbox, spreading what I feel is divinely right within the planet, this universe, and the Creator of this all.

I thank you for reading.

Stay Creative.

Divine Entrepreneur of This Universe

NAME News
July 31, 2013

Article: Divine Entrepreneur of This Universe


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This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Marcineo Jonfogastine.


If Henry Ford created Ford Automotive company, Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook, and I, Marcineo Jonfogastine, Created the NAME News Network, then who is responsible for creating Earth, the Sun?

Think about it, these enterprises before us all started out on a slowly, but increasing rise into what they are today. As the times of their moments allowed for upgrades, innovations, and creative evolving tactics for staying fresh with the present culture and demand of their products, MASTERING their creation was the ultimate goal to achieve success within the masses they aimed to accommodate.

Just like Mother Sun, she gave day-in and day-out of her love, energy, and heat presence upon this planet, a lot of things happened before our ancestors time here, but look was has been the final product of today.

I wonder what the upgrade of our present selves will be / look like tomorrow.

MY vote is on a keen, sharp, agile mental grid of how to perceive this planet within the awesome cosmos.

“Hip-Hip, CRE-ATE!”
“Hip-Hip, CRE-ATE!”

“The Religious Championship of the World”

NAME News
July 30, 2013

Article: “The Religious Championship of the World”


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This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Matthew Johnson.


Religion helped me to discover the bigger picture that is unfolding on my planet Earth. With that being said, I have no issue with the religions of this planet, that aid to guide Earthlings in a more spiritual and positive lifestyle in cooperation with the planet and fellow Earthlings of this planet.

But, I do think they are all fighting each other for the “Religious Championship Title of The World” within my planet.

Not being able to come together in the unison of a higher power that is in operation within this planet, the Sunlight of existence, and our ancient up-bringing that has led us here today, really seems to me that the planets religious sects are playing for some sort of title, an Earthly minded Championship of the Supreme religious Deity here on Earth.

From your gods, yahwehs, allahs, and your jahs, these mental stamps of Deity figures all represent the common idea of a better land, a better way to live, a rising of the perception of what it means to be an Earthling on Earth within this universe, right?

Personally, I see the universe differently, my planet differently, and my fellow Earthlings in a light that is truly a blessed one. No matter race, region, or relationship, our true religion is brother = sisterhood, a family, united by the light that is always burning for tomorrow.

An Earthling family.

Cannabis Kingpin or Herbal Healer?

NAME News
July 27, 2013

Article: Cannabis Kingpin or Herbal Healer?
(How N.C. Research Company Raided by SWAT)

Source: http://www.citizen-times.com/article/20130721/NEWS/307210043/Cannabis-research-operation-raided-Fletcher

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This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Jeneral Milwaukee

Todd Stimson, founder of the Blue Ridge Medical Cannabis Research Corporation Blue Ridge Medical Cannabis Research Corporation is under what seems to be an opposite action of legal documentation. Mr. Stimson is a medical researcher of Cannabis for cancer patients around the town of Fletcher, North Carolina.

Reports have been stated that Mr. Stimson has followed all legal protocols for his corporation, abiding by federal, state, city and county codes for operating (Basically paying for the correct paperwork and certificates for being able to continue his business).

“Everything is educational and scientific”, Todd says, which is VERY true in this age and culture of medicine. We have large scale companies who are conducting similar experiments off of man-made creations that end up hurting their target audience, so why has the Blue Ridge Medical Cannabis Research Corporation been temporarily shut down all in the mission of research and aiding cancer patients?

Especially when the proper paperwork and documentation has been allowed, approved, and accepted by members of federal, state, city and county offices?

Welcome to North Carolina, USA. Where research and develop for healing your pain is against country… Company Policy.

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/859/293/927/drop-charges-against-cannabis-researcher-todd-stimson/

Earthlings Home: Physically Strong, Mentally Dehydrated, Spiritually Manipulated

Everything on your Planet Earth is Very beautiful, the skies when they are untouched by man, the waters when they are untouched by man, and the spirits of the Earthlings when they are not manipulated by man. 

Everything on your planet earth is beautiful, except the Mental and Spiritual collective of your Earthling society. It is ugly.

The Marriage of Spirit, Mind, and Soul

NAME News
July 22, 2013

Article: The Marriage of Spirit, Mind, and Soul

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This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Matthew Johnson


Could it be:

That when your Earthling body is popped out of your mother and into the arms of a medical doctor, this is when the trio of mind, soul and spirit are created to work within the human brain?

We are not sure. But something does happen within every mind of Earthling that roams this planet. Our modern day and age has allowed for MANY freakin’ advancements, ones to where they allow the manipulation of the human senses, the ability to control and dictate through areas of symbols, sounds, and scenery, just to name a few.

This subject, I am sure, goes very deeper than just the surface points we are attempting to talk about, which only drives our interests even further into the ways of our culture and how we live, think, and grow as a social collective.

So if this trio is in fact something that is real, very delicate, and unique within each individual Earthling, does this mean that man now controls the most dominate animal that roams this planet all through the mind?

FREE YO' MIND AND YO' A** WILL FOLLOW

  

NAME News
July 20, 2013

Article: Free Your Mind, Release Your Spiritual Self.


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This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Matthew Johnson


"Free your mind and your ass will follow, the kingdom of Heaven is within."

- The Funkadelics 



Seriously people, free your mind, open up your entire beautiful mind to this planet and Universe’s true potential and existence. See what “is” and what can be.  We are so far along within just years of civilization advancements, this is due to thinking outside of your neighborhood, outside of your town, beyond your government, your state, your religious practice, and the controllers of global destiny.

 This is something that all humans need to experience. Find yourself, REALLY get in-tune with your senses, not what the Television and magazines tell you to think and do.

Open your mind by closing out the junk.

Heaven IS in the HERE and NOW!

Your mind lives in Heaven, the spirit directs your path within it.

Uncle Sam's Nieces and Nephews

NAME News
July 20, 2013

Article: SHAKE HANDS WITH UNCLE SAM’S NIECES AND NEPHEWS
How the factory workers of America keep society running, with their everyday dedications of creating the nations goods and products.



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This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Matthew Johnson


As an Earthling of this planet just as yourself, It has come to my attention, that no matter how BAD this society is “dubbed” by immediate media (employment wise), you will ALWAYS have a good portion of society who can still make those moves of business, that work in the favors of making the All Mighty Dollar.

From having a mega-dominate chain of businesses that aid in goods and services, to the actual mega chain that produces these goods and services, the all mighty dollar is never going to flop from the pockets of these corporations…..all thanks to Uncle Sam’s nieces and nephews of America.

(Right now would be a good time to clap 4-7 times)

That is right ladies and men of the blogging world. The American Factory Workers are KEEPING this society together, and they see NO rewards from the hard work of day-in day-out labor of advancing our American Materialistic society.

I can not say that I am one who can exclude himself from this enterprise of consumerism, because I too buy into the market and make purchases that are sometimes “not truly needed”, but DAMN, the overall effort of these Earthlings to aid and sustain these companies of mega worth are amazing.

The overall factory jobs in America range from automotive, manufacturing, textiles, aircraft, and domestics, which means, companies across the United States of American factory workers are holding this land down, physically and financially.

We have troops around the globe protecting others on a daily, but we also have family and friends who grind out everyday producing YOUR products, and holding up this economy known as American Consumerism.

Chatting With Jonfogastine

NAME News
July 20, 2013

Article: Brief Chat with Marcineo Jonfogastine


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This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Jeneral Milwaukee.

I was in a rather interesting conversation with our founder, Mr. Jonfogastine in the hallway about several topics and ideas of the culture of our present planet. His insights were pretty accurate and eye-opening to me about our times:

“When you are watching television, watch for the timers that are in place, to get you to react in a certain way. Say for example, I am watching some regularly scheduled program of the evening, and when the timer is set for a “commercial” or some kind of advertising, remember what time you are being guided to look and review this ad or commercial. 

Another would be the way you Earthlings are dressed within society. I understand freedom of expression and all, but come on, is EVERYONE going to be dressing up in the SAME colors, over and over and over again? (by choice - subliminal, or by allegiance to something else)

Another one is the way this planet is using their ad tactics for “creating appetites” of the people of modern television magic. Certain times of replay effect how you eat, drink, sleep, and some subliminal messages of spitting, cursing, and racial examples. 

They are there, just watch out for what you are watching, ancient secret practice with modern ass tactics.”

I was truly not expecting this as a response, but then again, it was 12:33 am in the morning, and I was craving the usual from the fast food restaurant then go home to catch up on my “sports news” and adult comedy specials after dark.

Anyone want a smoke?

The New Spiritual Frontier

NAME News
July 17, 2013

Article: The New Spiritual Frontier - How Freeing Your Spirit from Mental Manipulation Levitates Your Existence for Living on Earth.

Response:

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This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Matthew Johnson

It has come to my attention that several Earthlings of this planet are no longer living “under the veil” of this dream we call reality, and are seeing this grander picture that is and always has been before us.

Let me “rap a taste”:

I literally preach over and over and over again that this planet’s PHYSICAL breakdown of race, regional bloodlines, religious preferences, and relationship status has NO right to be up in arms against one another.

You are born of a woman, and then you your cut free from the cord of nature, and then your mind, body, and spirit belongs to the Sun, the Earth, and the fellow humans around you.

Your physical body spins with the Universe, growing up as your existence travels in 360 rotations for your (X) amount of human years that you are in existence here.

The mind or brain that you possess is in constant growth, from learning new things, taking in new experiences, and developing into an elite piece of technology.

Your spirit is the inner foundation that controls you. That is right, it controls you. You either feed your destructive side, or your creative side. We all possess this. It is within this cycle of the planet.

Think about this – on this physical planet of creative evolution, we have 2 breakdowns of seasonal changes, one of destruction, and one of creativity.

The collective global human conscious is slowly emerging from the destructive side of nature, to the next phase of our creative destiny within nature.

HAHAHAAAA, that’s right baby, we are rotating into our higher spiritual conscious as a planetary collective. Actually living within the light of all that is supreme, all that is possible, and all that is natural will be the next wave of this generations existence. 

Welcome to the New Spiritual Frontier. Please, come in. Free your mind, and your ass will follow.

Living IN the Sun makes you a God?

NAME News
July 16, 2013

Article: Living in the Sun makes you a GOD?

Response:

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This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Matthew Johnson 

If I was the Creator of the universe, I would live in the sun. reason being, I could HELP the earth sustain itself, grow, and follow its proper functions, but then again, as the Earth rotates, I would shift from continent to continent, watching*, aiding and helping the Earthlings and wildlife of the planet – No matter WHERE you are living – BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE SUN. Unless you remain underground, but c’mon, how are you going to operate your iphone from underground, huh?

When I was NOT in view of your surroundings – nighttime shift – I would have my vice eye in the sky (the moon) watch over the things that went down and happened as I was tend to the daytime area of this massive ball of existence and nature – and I would have the reports of the moons surveillance on file for later review.

So, yes, Living in the sun as a Deity-like figure is PRIME for any of them.

Just think about that for a moment.

Then head over to your local Miss Piggy’s for a FINE selection of wonderful dishes and meals.

ADVERTISEMENT: "Lunch Special O.T.W." Miss Piggy’s International Playpen

NAME News

July 15, 2013

ADVERTISEMENT: Miss Piggy’s International Playpen

"Lunch Special of the Week"

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“Hello hungry Earthlings, I am Miss Piggy. I run and operate Miss Piggy‘s International Playpen. We offer all of your every day meals and dishes, from soups, salads and pastas, to wonderful sandwiches and breakfast meals complete with the fixings.

We thank you for tuning in, and this weeks special is running for the lunch time schedule hour.  We are introducing our newest lunch meal, 

THE FRIED ROMAN LINK SANDWICH - includes your choice of - TOMATO, LETTUCE, CHEESE, ON WHEAT, with your choice of  fries, hash browns, tater tots, or home style potato chips. Large drink, dessert, and after meal mints (x3) with your purchase. 

ONLY 3.77 (tax included)

Come by today. We hope to serve you well."

- Miss Piggy

ADVERTISEMENT - Miss Piggy’s International Playpen

NAME News

July 15, 2013

ADVERTISEMENT - Miss Piggy’s International Playpen

Response:

I care about the proper grammar, punctuation and context of my words and what have you, but at this point in writing my thoughts, I am just going to write as I feel it, as if I was talking with you face to face without the use of written words. So, in that case, I ask for your apologizes for any mistakes in the follow response.

This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Marcineo Jonfogastine

THANK YOU ALLLL, who have been rocking with us thus far on this adventure to inform you of the New Allegiance to Mother Earth.

Here recently, we have had several pitches of advertising slots who would like to aid in ours and their company growth to expand their audience.

Many terrible, many copy-cats, others just absolutely not going to work here at NAME.

On that note, I am happy to inform that we have actually signed and promoted a very, VERY small business that deals with the appetites of the Earthlings in a town near you. 

I have never heard of this franchise before, but I must say, their vision, promotion, ideas, and overall agenda of meals and service of healthy breakfast, lunch and dinner just caught all of our eyes, and appetites.

So, here as an official member of advertising to the NAME News program, we happily introduce….

Miss Piggy’s International Playpen:

“Serving up the finest in international piggy plate entrees”. 

Look out for special deals and products for your breakfast, lunch and dinner time craving!

Earthlings are TIRED of Texas Tea

NAME News
July 14, 2013

Article: Earthlings are TIRED of Texas Tea


Response:

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This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Matthew Johnson

“3.59 for regular, 3.79 for mid-grade, and 3.99 for premium, we can’t keep paying for this expensive f****** addiction anymore. I mean, ima hav’ta start sellin my blood or semen to afford this beverage.”

-  Thomas H. from NC


“I was so lucky to have that job back about 2 years ago. I never worried about the price of tea for my Ford 3500 ext super cab. Now, I had to sell my baby, and opt out for this damned scooter mobile. Tea in America is f****** insane now-days”

- Clifton W. from Tenn.

“With my kids now home from college, it is so hard to really keep tea around for using. My husband and I are under this house-hold rule of, ‘if one has to go into the city, we ALL go into the city. And the sad part is, we HATE tea. We would finally be thankful for something else for a change.

Sandra and Cole R. from S.C.

 It seems to me that some individuals and families around the southern states of the USA are getting tired of buying tea….


Texas Tea that is.

The Black gold of the motorways and driveways. The citizens that were eager to give their opinions of buying large gallons a week of the black gold have simply had enough with the everyday use and destruction of the pocketbook and air quality that Texas tea is causing.  Everyday drivers, truckers, bus drivers, cab drivers, all have the same views on this economic petroleum addiction, and many are ready to clean up their act - worldwide.

Similar companies on the same page who are offering rehab sessions of  transitional breaking away from their addiction to tea have begun to offer alternative options through research so ’users’ can look into solutions that would offer a cleaner, more environmentally and pocketbook friendly beverage for traveling. Such alternatives like as Durham, North Carolina’s very own Organic Transit, created by Rob Cotter, are making positive strides in the way inner city commuting will be done in the future.

East coast to west coast travel by ground will soon be one that is free from tea, the only products that may be still addicted to the black gold, are your lawn equipment products and farm machinery. But hey, who knows, we may be far beyond the use of tea within the next 5-7 years.

What a thirst quenching delight that would be.

Mental Slave And Spiritual Pimping Marketing

NAME News
July 14, 2013

Article: Mental Slave and Spiritual Pimping Marketing
“We Control YOU, The Right Way”

Response:

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This is NAME News, and this is a demo prompt from a company who wants to advertise with us. 

"We hope you all have enjoyed a nice meal, sitting all cozy in your living rooms, watching the television, about to get ready for bed. Oh what a lovely sight.

We will be right back to your regularly scheduled program after a word from your Master."

"WELCOME TO EARTH! We have all TYPES of things and toys and magic tricks to keep your mind occupied, happy and able to function like a robot.

Oh yes, our technology will be VERY handy for the next civilization of Earth, for ruling the mind, pimping the spirit, and manipulating your physical self!!!!

ISN’T THIS JUST WONDERFUL!!!??

The secret to this lovely operation, is that NO ONE (and we do mean no one) believes that they DO possess a spirit!!!!

(THEY PRACTICALLY GIVE US THE MIND FOR FREE!!!!!!)

Don’t take our word for it, just look out your windows. You see? The land is actually YOUR land. You need this place in order to do anything. The mind is everything to an Earthling, from

- politics
- religions
- Cultures
- Music
- fashion 
- education

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!!

So, once the new planet is made ready and sustainable for the next species of humanoid robots, we can do this “reality” job ALL OVER AGAIN. 

Soothing Voice of a 43 Year old white lady:

“Side effects may include: anger, sleepiness, excessive eating, violence, laziness, constant headaches, confusion of the spirit, mud-brain, bad breath, addiction to smoking, weight gain, weight loss then weight gain, road rage, over spending, low sperm count, low testosterone levels, bad back, funky feet, dirty feet, depression, and diarrhea.”

We hope to see you there!

(Now back to your regularly scheduled program)

Mr. Jonfogastine declined.