Welcome to my specific corner of the internet Universe.
I am your host, Matthew Johnson.
This is something random I am creating, inspired by my homie Brantley, and his blog of college adventure and antics found here: http://brantleyblog.wordpress.com/
Internet Relationships.
I would hereby dub myself the "Hitch" of the blogging world, because before I was in high school, I was on the yahoo message boards looking for a lady friend to befriend and make my girlfriend (just like the other teenage dudes who had discovered this enterprise. In this time, I was was going about the rooms and looking for potential gal-pals to make friends with and weed out the ones from the chats to make exclusive friends on my friends list.
On several occasions, I made new *future* girlfriends out of long distance chat and conversing with, and the times eventually became into something much deeper, a modern day long distance relationship.
This happened as my technological advancement of the internet and forums began to grow and mature into this role that would cater to my future internet interest, and we would be longing to chat with each other all day long (9th grade).
There is one internet girlfriend that I matched up, who was wild, out of the ordinary, and very spontaneous when talking and conversing on the phone - by the way, the messenger forum had moved from keyboard to mobile communication.
She was truly passionate about me, as I to her, and we continued this for a while, but with a newly acquired mobile phone, the text messaging feature was not apart of the phone plan, and I ended up raising a regular 55 dollar payment per month, to an 800 dollar payment just within 3 weeks of meeting and trading texts, pictures, and mobile vocal minutes with this particular lady friend.
Long story short, I ended up burning the bill - even though my parents could see the bill online - did not know that then - and we switch companies once the bill was relieved. I was chewed out, monitored throughout my future mobile usage, and banned from the text message and picture messaging feature with the new company.
Summary: make sure you have proper coverage of your wireless provider, and if you do fish for companionship via the internet, download an app to transfer information and communicative services to meet and greet your next potential "friend" instead of running up your bill. It is not worth it.
MJ
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Outdated Organizations of Order and Operation
I understand that the religious structures of this planet play an amazing role within the world, but come on, we are in the 21st century, in the age of information and technology, knowing how to do things, from how they work. You mean to tell me that your religion is STILL in dispute among other religions of this planet?
When we all share this planet, this one existence that we can call “home”, within this solar system.
How are we EVER going to advance as a fucking planet for the cosmic whole if we cannot get through our mindsets that WE need each other in order to make this planet EVEN MORE awesome than it is right now?
I find it hard to follow under a specific ruling or order, when my mind has been developed by the divine structures that have NOT been created by the hands of man within Earth and Sun, but by the supreme force that we all share and have no choice but to live under and within.
I love all Earthlings, because we all rock and roll for this planet in our own specific way.
Spaceship Coupe and Cosmic Socializing
Mr. Jonfogastine USUALLY does not approve of us promoting musical artists, due to the amount of highly multicultural genres, but with this one blasting inside of the office late this evening, he was willing (as he rocked out to the guitar solo all throughout the hallway and on top of his desk) to make an exception.
This lovely artistic vocal display of cosmic compassion and intergalactic love by Justin Timberlake is entitled, Spaceship Coupe.
This particular piece can be fit into ANY subject of couple – no matter your race, region, religion, or relation – which is what we are all about. If you and your spouse could enjoy a cruise within the cosmos, would you REALLY be upset at anything else? (I hope not)
You would in fact be wrapped up with that significant other of yours, enjoying the view, becoming mentally at peace with the one you love, being out of Earth, viewing the awesomeness that is Mother Earth under the audience of stars.
HA, we hope you enjoy it as much as we did.
(Video of Jonfogastine’s performance not available)
video provided by Youtube.com
Monday, March 3, 2014
Planet Imagination: Where The Mind Can Play
Creative University of Earthlings
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“Imagination may encircle the world, but knowledge
is the line in which it can be cast."
- Francisco L. Parsippany III, Founder and
CEO of Planet Imagination
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
C.U.E. History - Divided, Now Conquer!
Creative University of Earthlings
February 26, 2014
Matthew Johnson
I was never taught NOR brought up throughout all of my years in public and private schooling, just how important the planet, ourselves as humans, and the stars above are important to us as a whole on this ONE planet.
EVER!
It really takes long nights from you, trying to understand what "this" is. This massive planet, full of games, charades, and all that stuff that it takes to rule a planet within specific region.
Now, humans walk / roam / travel along this planet just as the rest, breathing the air, smelling Mother Nature's hair and dew-like scent, viewing her beauty and majestic landscapes and panoramic photos, why were never taught that my brothers and sisters of this planet are just as important as the fellow people I see before me? Just as important as the grass and the flowers? The little tiny insect that is sitting on a leaf 50,000x magnified under a microscope?
I never looked at this planet as a family unit, which is what we are, but I really wonder just how this planet would be today, if the world powers that be, the educational systems, the cultural organizers, and spiritual giants truly shared in this idea of humans are apart of a divine invention, of a power that is controlled by energy beyond our (current) understanding. An understanding that is shared and made known throughout all lands and the minds that roam them. We share science - the art of understanding our Creator's foundation of formation, why not share the dream of creating a beautiful planet filled with beautiful, imaginative minds for an even better and brighter future for your children's future sake?
But, as you look around, division for conquer is the fuel of the planet.
World
Why is it that the world must destroy itself over this concept of supreme control? Every nation around the world is apart of this planet, THIS ONE PLANET - no matter what the label is, black, white, yellow, red, east coast, west coast, Jew, Christian - it is just funny to me, that we NEVER come together (at all) and appreciate this existence on this planet, that we all share, by whatever source of energy that is flowing universally through our veins.
Forever Earthling
I do not care what religion you label yourself as, because that is what they are doing, labeling us for division.
Way to go. Yes, these “texts” have been said to go WAYY back, but damn, they cannot tell us “why” Earth was made though. Only through science and discovery of what this planet TRULY IS, is how we determine and define these “texts”.
They can tell you how to hate your neighbor and shun away the weird though, right? Long, long his-story of dividing and conquering at its finest.
Way to go! – - (SARCASM)
“Forever Earthling”.
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Monday, February 24, 2014
#C.U.E - Religion: Congregating or Separating?
Creative University of Earthlings
February 24, 2014
Matthew Johnson
Religion – Congregating
or Separating?
My generation is living in the age of information and
technology, a vast and rapid movement of how we see, use, utilize, maximize,
conserve, and sustain this planet that we all share, no matter where one may travel
to.
I ask of you, Lords of Liberty, to look at this planet a bit
differently, out of the confined boxes and cubes that have shaped this planet
for many centuries that has separated my brothers from brothers and sisters
from sisters.
Some of us do not see the need to be money hungry, wasteful,
and to be animals of destruction on a divine planet that is forever flourishing
for our own sake - mentally, physically and spiritually.
We battle over deities that await us once our spirit have
progressed within whatever realm our spirit dwells in when it is no longer
roaming and creating on this planet. But, if this realm does exist, all of us
earthlings will be dwelling in the same area (just as Earth) when – or if –
this happens in the act of afterlife, “on Earth, as it is in Heaven” right?
So, my Dear Lords of Liberty, I say to you, Earthlings of
this planet are all brothers and sisters of divine inbreeding, an act that only
means that no matter where we are, we are all divinely connected, through
blood, through spirit, and through cosmic properties that were here before we
even thought of these ideals of dudes that reign over lives in their respected
regions.
We need something, a meeting, a conference, an international
conference call of Spiritual Sponsors of the Divine, who believe in the
creation of this planet. We can all it, The Spiritual Summit, minds to
understand ourselves, our situation, and our background regarding this planet
and the divine existence that rules this cosmic show as a whole.
No matter your race, region, religion, or relation, we all
share in the creative gift that created this existence, and we should no longer
separate ourselves for this idea.
Creator bless you all, my cosmic interplanetary brothers and
sisters.
Earth is a Living Art Piece
Is it weird to feel this way? To feel that connection to something so divine that was crafted by technologies that her children cannot know why, but only know how things work?
I am talking about you planet, Earth.
Every single f***ing day, I think of WHY this planet stays in the mess it is. I can’t help it. No matter how many “motivational” blogs, or “positive boosting” spirituality articles I read, the fact remains, that our planet is being divided, torn apart, simply moving in directions that do not sit well with me.
Maybe it is me, maybe it is how I am looking at things, but when I first realized that this planet is greater than anything we could appreciate in this universe, for praising whatever existence programmed all of this within this planet, my mind has been all jacked up and not the same since.
How can we love and serve and praise these deistic figures, and not care about what they have placed here within this existence – Earth, the Sun, and the stars above?
#C.U.E. - Lords of Liberty
Creative University of Earthlings
February 24, 2014
Matthew Johnson
Lords of Liberty
Who are these dudes and dudettes?
The Lords of Liberty are that force that knows before it
knows. They have tabs of knowledge and the science that slowly mastered our lives
within this cosmic planet. The ultimate Lords.
The do their thing as they see fit, to rule and reign over
the lives of many, not because they want to, but because they have to.
It is a tough j.o.b. and many may not being to handle the
pen of authority, but someone has to write his-story.
Thank you Creator of existence for the invite to this cosmic
planet of existence, surrounded with nature, her beauty, and her expertise of
artistry, imitated by man-made things under the light of wireless energy, love,
and understanding.
Bless my brothers and sisters of this planet, and the Lords
of Liberty (Creative assistants) that follow in your cosmic blueprints and
spreadsheets.
One Love, One planet.
“EARTH-LIIIIIIINGSSS……
ASEEEMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE”
Sunday, February 23, 2014
C.U.E. Art Department Special Offer
Creative University
of Earthling
Arts Dept.
February 24, 2014
Dear
Earthling Parents with Earthling Children,
We here at CUE know how hard it is to get your child to be
more excited about learning and education, especially while at home around the
various distractions that are youth face.
With this free promotional offer, we are inviting YOU to get
Bugged!
The characters of the English alphabet have been created
into these animated insects of the Kingdom Sun world, for getting your child
more interested and excited about wanting to learn, and have fun with you in
the process.
Here are a few ideas we have put together for the art of
adventure for the whole family to enjoy:
The Bug Catcher:**
Simply place the bugs around the home, in various places, and have the
child find, write the bug down, and think of 3* words that this bugs letter
begins with.
Mix and Match:**
Place letter along a wall and try to see how words can made using the
letters on the wall.
Letter Labeling:**
Have the bugs placed on items that begin with or have an association with
the bugs letter. (For example, the ‘telephone’ would have the bug letter “T” on
it)
Vowel Pal:** Make
a list of words that require vowels to found and placed for completion. (TR_ _
N [train]
Mumbo Jumbo: **
You have your child lay out the first 8* letters they can find, and write
out how many words they can make within 15* seconds just using these 8*
selected cards.
If able, use the team factor with searching for words, or
try adults versus the kids approach for an intense competition of family fun
and learning.
The Links for printable download are listed below.
We hope you can enjoy these family learning adventures, or
even create your own.
*All numbers and
variables depend on your household and the current level of learning your child
has adapted thus far.
**Remember, every
child is different, and some adult guidance and supervision may be used in
order for games to be ran and enjoyed smoothly.
S.C.A.T. – Supreme Creator of Artistic Technology
Creative University of Earthlings
February 24, 2014
Matthew Johnson
S.C.A.T. – Supreme Creator of Artistic Technology
Welcome to Earth, you divine Earthling
sculptures of solar artistic creativity. I am your cosmic classmate, Matthew
Johnson, here with my paper introductory response about the supreme source of
creativity, the S.C.A.T. Ruling and reigning over our lives, our atmosphere, and
existence that makes this physically finite planet just what we have made it out to be.
Shouldn’t we praise the SCAT of
being able to be alive on this planet and being able to have and understand
this existence under the stars of cosmic governing? I believe so. From all
walks of life that cover this planet. We all share in that creativity, that one
energy of love.
Every Earthling of Earth is like a
new technological device for the planet when they are born. For electronics, they
all are made up of the same components, for that specific model, but the ways
and operation of what we Earthlings can do with this device varies on the
person using it. We humans are all artistic devices for the Creator, and we
should find what it is what we are designed to do as a cosmically divine piece
of artistic technology.
“EARTH-LIIIIIIINGSSS……
ASEEEMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE”
[URGENT] Message from the Art Dept.
Creative University of Earthlings
February 22, 2014
CUE Art Department
Memo
NAME News /
Creative University of Earthlings Art Department
It seems that our recent
offer of free merchandise that we passed around the campus prior to Valentine’s
Day was a bit uncomfortable for a select group of Earthlings, and the Art
Department of CUE deeply apologizes for any actions or situations that this
particular group felt, no matter how childish or immature the act was
implemented.
If you are looking
for further information regarding any incident, please refer to your Human
Resources department for information.
Thank you.
CUE Art Department
Lovers Luggage
Division
“EARTH-LIIIIIIINGSSS……
ASEEEMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE”
Saturday, February 22, 2014
Imagination + Inspiration = Imitation?
Creative University of Earthlings
February 22, 2014
Matthew Johnson
Imagination +
Inspiration = Imitation?
Look around you, my cosmic brothers and sisters of this
wonderful planet. YES, please, seriously, look around your immediate area right
now. Do you see it? Do you see the mastery of art, its concepts, it’s symbolic
representation of the times in which are divinely inspired?
Can you feel that light around your eyes grab the attention
of the colors that are placed before you? Can you smell the wear and tear of
sneakers, hampers, clothes, linen, hats, coats, scarves, and water bottles that
have formed the aroma that makes your location what it is to you?
Every day within this divine existence of Earthling
interaction and innovation, we are dreaming and creating a world off of the
PURE gift of imagination. Stop doubting it, you know you look up to someone who
is either very passionate about their work, very skilled, or both in the aims to
use that template to do what with it?
MAKE YOURSELF BETTER!
Welcome to the social networking web of imitated
conversation.
For me, I adore the prime existence that is responsible for
this planet, this galaxy, this ENTIRE universe of beings – known and unknown.
The Earth, for being the womb of the solar dance floor and rocking with the
Sunlight of energy and warmth – from very far away, but still doing his thing.
Is creativity simply this formula for having a purpose to
‘be’ within this physically finite planet? Using the mind that is meant to move
what we see, imitating an event that we ponder and evaluate, and call it
creativity?
Imagination and inspiration, a divine formula of imitated artistry.
“EARTH-LIIIIIIINGSSS……
ASEEEMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE”
Friday, February 21, 2014
Fat Dude, Little Cubicle
Just a fat dude in a cubicle, actually, it is more like a desk that would sit in your home office, but I often times zone out, simulating this rectangular cube of "in his own world".
It is a different ecosystem from what I am used to. The Earthlings here are of times that counter the present culture.
Or maybe it is I, the fat dude in the rectangular cubicle, who is the one who is countering the present culture.
Either way, whatever.
It is a different ecosystem from what I am used to. The Earthlings here are of times that counter the present culture.
Or maybe it is I, the fat dude in the rectangular cubicle, who is the one who is countering the present culture.
Either way, whatever.
Monday, February 17, 2014
#C.U.E. Imagination: Your Ticket to the E(art)h Show
Creative University of Earthlings
February 17, 2014
Matthew Johnson
Imagination:
Your Ticket to the E(art)h Show
Welcome
to Planet Earth, you cosmic Earthling of this solar System, of this existing
universe. I am your cosmic classmate, Matthew Johnson, here to share with you a
bit of my imagination about our solar sunroof of life and existence within this
planet and universe.
When
you and I were born, we were granted the admission of life to be a part of this
show we dubbed, Earth. Once we were
born, the stamps were administered and we began to wonder and attempt to put
together this existence that we are a part of to better understanding for ourselves,
and others around us.
When your
biological-Earthling mother conceived your existence from her physical self
(the womb) the stars that direct this play of life has just been introduced to
their (potential) next starring aid for this planet. Like Sly Stone told us,
“everybody is a star”, and no matter if you are an extra behind the scenes of
this Earth show, or holding down lead roles, you are a part of this Earth show
for a reason, brought in by the Creator. But, for what reason?
WELLLLL, that is between you and the private sessions you
hold with the Creator as you grow, evolve, and mature as an Earthling of this
planet.
I pray everyone finds their script for natural connection,
because we (as a collective cast of Earthlings) have been disconnected from the directive spirit for far too long.
Sunday, February 16, 2014
#C.U.E. A Human Seed: Cosmic Seed to Seek the Light
Creative University of Earthlings
February 16, 2014
Matthew Johnson
A Human Seed:
Cosmic Seed to Seek the Light
The
quote above is from Sandra Kring, and it reads,
“The Tiny seed knew that in order to grow, it needed to be dropped in
dirt, covered by darkness, and struggle to reach the Light”.
No matter what your race,
region, religion, or relation is to this Earth, in your given present situation
of existence on this planet Earth, inside of this cosmic universe, you and only
you can truly find that inspirational spark of Light – the knowing of the true
environment that we are divinely a part of.
Directed by the Universal Creator, every single human existence on this
planet was “dropped” into this planet of darkness, and we must all find our own
paths of Light directed appreciation for WHATEVER deity you praise, in order to
truly appreciate this cosmic art piece that we are living inside of, known as
Mother Earth.
Personally,
I have found an avenue of Light through my research filled evenings of reading
philosophy (during college) and drawing what I truly felt and what I thought
about at the time during those moments of my reading. The concept of curiosity and questioning was
always present, ever since I was a student and really wanting to understand
what all of this means. This took me through looking at the world from several
viewpoints (religions) and I personally found that they share in the belief of
THE ultimate presence the rules this universe. Just with different titles.
What I
have understood, or think what is to understand, is that we humans all share
the same spirit, of this one planet, under the one sun, within this one universe.
It is our own species that is dividing the route of the spiritual collective
away from one human to another. Dividing more and more everyday around us
within this planet, all while we play god within the man-made world of
technology that is grouped as synchronized systems of compatibility, we have
yet to see ourselves as merely technological devices of natural synchronization
of the Creator for this Earth.
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Faith in the Impossible
Creative University of Earthlings
February 11, 2014
Matthew Johnson
Faith in the
Impossible
(The Pursuit of Peace
for our Planets Future, Environment, and the Common Start of it all)
Faith
is described as by the Webster’s New World Dictionary, as, “unquestioning
belief, complete trust or confidence, loyalty”, just to name a few. So what
does this idea of “faith in the impossible” mean to me in our present
generation of information and knowing how to do things through knowing how
things work?
Well, let
me first start off with the idea that human beings are a part of a collective,
(We will not call it ‘family’, for the sake of this idea – even though we are,
a planet full of inbred animals) a collective that is ruled, reigned and
dependent on the items and entities around us, and above us.
The
Earthling collective all needs light, food, water and proper nutrients to
survive on this planet, because without them, these collective beings would not
survive on this cosmic rock. The natural habitat that we, Earthlings, have been
so used to living upon and attempting to master, maintain, manipulate, and
market goes for every single human that is of this materialistic existence. The
sheer act of intelligent evolution of human beings, belonging to something greater
than ourselves that has combined us within this planet of abundance is
absolutely awesome.
I have
no doubt within my heart, mind, and soul that this planet is meant to live and
strive in a completely different operation of the present human situation. One
that will forever be looked at as crazy, ungodly, foolishly, malignant,
imaginary, and my personal favorite, “out of this world”. The mental condition of having our planet
function and operate on a global collective account, that has no need to build
up walls, barriers, knowledge blocking agents, or cultural rivalry. Within this
planet of collective consciousness, the nations of this present planet
recognize the “collection” of humans that make up this planet, from all walks,
who are all guided by the ONE Creative spirit that governs EVERY nation of
EVERY land.
The
classrooms will be the center of imagination, the epicenter of innovative
ideas, the building block to the future of prosperity of the mind and the
abundant love of knowledge for the spirit. All while every child, man and
woman, no matter their race, or region, will share in the common unity, love,
and spirit that is the Creative spirit. The Spirit that will define lasting
generations to be awesome, to be outrageously amazing in their studies. Art,
science, mathematics, philosophy, the environment, the planet Earth, the
Universe, these are all positive and powerful motives for expanding and
creating better solutions for tomorrow.
The
present state I see my planet in, is one that is lost is the act of wavering
tactics of spiritual warfare, while neglecting the art of spiritual communion
that our Prime Creator has artistically manifested for our idea f beauty, love,
and unity.
No matter the religion that you follow, the creative spirit
is the future of tomorrow.
This, this is not impossible.
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